Dead internet theory · proven on-chain

The trenches
are dead.

Humans buying / min–avg, last 24 h
Bots buying / min–snipers + volume bots
Census a coinProve you're human
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Real · every buy, 14 days
volume botssnipershumans
← you, probably
The extinction clock

Countdown to the
last human trader.

Every day we count what share of pump.fun buys still come from humans. Then we draw a straight line through it and see where it hits zero.

Bot census

Who actually
bought your coin?

Paste any coin. Deadnet sorts every buyer into snipers, volume bots and humans by how each wallet trades across the whole trench, not by vibes.

Reverse captcha

Prove you're
not a bot.

Paste your wallet and Deadnet checks it against the same rules it uses on everyone else. Most wallets that pass are just slow.

Select all squares witha human traderIf there are none, click verify
deadnet · sample

In the live version the verdict comes from your wallet's real trades: how many coins you bought, how many in the first second after launch, how many per day.

The population

Most wallets are human.
Most buys aren't.

Most active citizens

WalletClassBuys (14 d)Within 1 s of launchDays active
How we sort

The rules,
printed.

A wallet's class comes from how it trades across every coin in the window. Same rules for every wallet, including ours.

Sniper

20+ buys that landed within 1 second of a coin's launch, inside the window. Humans can't read a new coin that fast.

Volume bot

50+ buys per active day on average. A person clicking buy fifty times a day, every day, is possible. It's just not likely.

Human

Everyone else. "Human" means "not caught by the rules", so slow bots count as people. The real bot share is higher, not lower.
$DEADNET

Free to look.
Holders get human sightings.

Holding is checked read-only from a pasted address. Deadnet reads the balance; you never connect or sign anything.

Observer

Free · forever
  • Bot census on any coin
  • The extinction clock
  • Reverse captcha
  • The printed rules

Human sightings

Hold $DEADNET · opens with the full site
  • Alert when a new coin's first buyers are unusually human
  • Watch a coin's census update live
  • Track your own wallet's class over time
  • "Verified human" badge for your share card
Questions

From the
survivors.

Is this real?

Every number comes from our own record of pump.fun buys, read straight from Solana. The extinction date is a straight line drawn through a real trend. It's a joke with a real chart under it, not a prophecy.

Are you calling me a bot?

Only if your wallet trades like one. The rules are printed above. Most wallets come out human; most buys don't.

Are $DEADNET's holders bots?

Probably plenty of them. Run the census on us when we launch. We'll print the result.

Do I connect a wallet?

Never. Paste an address; everything is read-only.

Is this advice?

No. It's a census. A coin full of bots can still run, and a coin full of humans can still die.

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Are you the
last one here?

Run the census. Count the humans. Then decide.

Run a census